Unknow0059's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GTA 5 Will Ruin Your Life]

Lol. Eats a sandwich and goes right back.
Also
>gta online
>good

[Castlefailure SotN]

"If ally not be you me, then enemy you my be of me"

[FLEX CALIBUR]

I must've seen this 3 or 4 times since the first time i saw it. Great.

[Dark Spoils]

I actually got a chuckle out of the whole funkiness in the beginning. I think it was the booty shake that got me. I'm surprised i laughed, because i could barely stand that randomness.
As you say yourself, this is barely an animation.

I'm not sure what to make of the description. Is it shitting on the first game and criticizing the community for disliking the second? Shitting on both? Is it just a snarky way to demonstrate affection for the series? I can't tell.

[The Knight and The Killer]

I really like the background work, and voice work.
The guy ain't really a knight considering he's just wearing a coat or something, but i still like that.
What i really dislike is the design of the villain. It's not fitting with this realistic-ish world. Way too cartoony. Her face in particular. It's just a droplet.
Okay, the Actual design looks way better.
This was pretty good. I liked it!

[Light Souls - Day of Knight (Cartoon Parody)]

I really like the concept and the mood.
However, there's barely any animation work here. And what's here is too slow. Way too slow.
These slice of life stories can be slow, because it helps to set the mood. But the animation itself shouldn't be sluggish. It's painful to watch, and hurts me to say because i'm enjoying it.
Even the action scene feels terribly slow.
Also, i think it was a bad way to end this. We know the character respawns when he dies, as it has been shown before in the story, so it's not good to end the animation focusing on his death like he's dying forever, in this dramatized manner.
Keep it light hearted. That had been the tone before he put on the Wanderer outfit.
I did like the expression in his eyes, it's like he's... crestfallen. It's empathic.

[RETRO ARCADE ANIME: R-TYPE]

This is legit.
And also insane.
I'm pretty sure i'm not qualified to criticize this.

[Light Of Life]

Hmm. The distance between the characters in some cuts is too big in comparison to literally seconds before.
That's jarring, and so is the voicework. It's somewhat fitting for the female character but not the warrior. It's understandable if it's yours, not otherwise.
When she killed the snake i thought she was gonna move in to hug the guy or something, it looked very weird.
Oh shit, damn. Hahah. The fighting looks really darn good.
That twinkling star sound effect was goofy.

[Free Hugs in New Londo]

Actually, for your first animation Ever, it doesn't look bad.
I like your attitude in the description, but it kinda calls for rude people.
It'd be best if it used "constructively critical" instead of "harsh"

[The Knight And The Hollow]

I liked it.